• Square greeting card with a hand drawn image of Bob MOrtimer with 2 thumbs up against a backdrop of swiss cheese and various illustrations of different types of meat, with arched text that reads 'meats and cheeses always pleases'
  • Square greeting card with a hand drawn image of Bob MOrtimer with 2 thumbs up against a backdrop of swiss cheese and various illustrations of different types of meat, with arched text that reads 'meats and cheeses always pleases'
  • Square greeting card with a hand drawn image of Bob MOrtimer with 2 thumbs up against a backdrop of swiss cheese and various illustrations of different types of meat, with arched text that reads 'meats and cheeses always pleases'
  • Square greeting card with a hand drawn image of Bob MOrtimer with 2 thumbs up against a backdrop of swiss cheese and various illustrations of different types of meat, with arched text that reads 'meats and cheeses always pleases'
  • Square greeting card with a hand drawn image of Bob MOrtimer with 2 thumbs up against a backdrop of swiss cheese and various illustrations of different types of meat, with arched text that reads 'meats and cheeses always pleases'
  • Square greeting card with a hand drawn image of Bob MOrtimer with 2 thumbs up against a backdrop of swiss cheese and various illustrations of different types of meat, with arched text that reads 'meats and cheeses always pleases'
  • Square greeting card with a hand drawn image of Bob MOrtimer with 2 thumbs up against a backdrop of swiss cheese and various illustrations of different types of meat, with arched text that reads 'meats and cheeses always pleases'
  • Square greeting card with a hand drawn image of Bob MOrtimer with 2 thumbs up against a backdrop of swiss cheese and various illustrations of different types of meat, with arched text that reads 'meats and cheeses always pleases'
  • Square greeting card with a hand drawn image of Bob MOrtimer with 2 thumbs up against a backdrop of swiss cheese and various illustrations of different types of meat, with arched text that reads 'meats and cheeses always pleases'
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Bob Mortimer Birthday Card, Meats and Cheeses Always Pleases, Birthday Card for Him

Bob Mortimer Birthday Card, Meats and Cheeses Always Pleases, Birthday Card for Him

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⭐ Description ⭐
Serve up some top-tier nonsense with this brilliantly bonkers Bob Mortimer-inspired card. Featuring his cheerful grin and double thumbs-up, alongside the now-legendary phrase, "Meats and Cheeses? Always Pleases!", it’s a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. Ideal for fans of quirky humour, offbeat comedy, and all things Bob—this card is perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just sending a random laugh.

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Environmentally Friendly

All our cards are sourced from a sustainable forest, so our cards won't end up hurting the planet!

As all of our cards are made to order, there's zero waste!


All of our cards can be recycled in most areas (please check local guidelines). Although we believe our cards are best kept treasured

The Perfect Size

All Our Cards are 14cm by 14cm. We only offer a single size of card as this reduces the amount of waste created.

Delivery

All our cards are made to order and dispatched the same working day! We're so quick that we are often faster than a so-called "prime" service!

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