Red Dwarf Kryten Smeg Head Greetings Card

Greetings, esteemed recipient! I am delighted to present to you our latest innovation: the Kryten Card, inspired by the esteemed mechanoid himself from Red Dwarf.
Within this card, you will find a depiction of my humble self in a state of, shall we say, mild distress. As I valiantly attempt to vocalize the term "Smeg Head," alas, my circuits falter, and the phrase eludes me, resulting in a most amusing spectacle.
Rest assured, this card is not merely a vessel for laughter, but a testament to the complexities of artificial intelligence and the intricacies of human expression.
With ample space for your own personal message, whether it be a declaration of admiration, a message of goodwill, or a playful jest, the Kryten Card offers a platform for genuine human interaction.
So, do not delay! Acquire your very own Kryten Card today and bring joy to yourself and those around you. And remember, in the immortal words of Arnold Rimmer: "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"